Showing posts with label coach. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coach. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Survivor South Pacific: Episode 2 Live-Blog

8:58 Well Christine the reason Coach "had a heavy hand" in getting you out is that you told him he was a temporary player
8:54 All that hoopla and no votes for Mikayla?
8:53 I haven't seen such scattered votes since the early seasons when people didn't make alliances early on
8:52 Nodding "no" to playing an immunity idol is a great way to reveal that you may have it
8:51 Coach's eye-rolls are epic!
8:50 It's funny how Brandon started this whole thing and he's been silent so far
8:48 I knew Stacey was going to be sassy, here we get to see it
8:46 Here we go Coach, running his trap and referring to himself in the 3rd person
8:44 Brandon certainly has some Russell in him, trying to vote somebody out for no reason other than that he doesn't like them.....similar to Danielle in Heroes vs Villains
8:42 Coach called it when he said Brandon has "some demons"
8:41 Haaa I totally called it that Brandon would've been afraid of Parvati
8:39 I'm looking forward to a crazy speech out of Coach
8:36 Devastating loss for team Coach; Brandon is on a witch hunt of sorts to get rid of Mikayla
8:33 I'm waiting for somebody to get smashed between these blocks
8:28 If Brandon is afraid of McKayla's charms, thank goodness he wasn't on a season with Parvati
8:21 I love how Keith thinks he has this thing wrapped up when Jim is way way smarter than he is
8:20 Haha Elyse is 'channeling her Native American ancestors' so is that her way of pretending to help out?
8:19 Coach is such an interesting person....so many levels to that guy
8:18 I loved the look on Coach's face when Brandon said who he was, let's hope Coach gives him the benefit of the doubt
8:17 Oh lord, Coach was trying to cuddle up with Brandon, what a nut
8:13 Here is where experience pays off, Ozzy knew where to look for the idol
8:12 I still love to watch Ozzy climb trees, seeing him play Mowgli never gets old
8:11 All of Cochran's asides are just awesome
8:10 Edna is smart for knowing her strength, or lackthereof, and reeling in a "protector"
8:09 Coach referring to himself as the "dragonslayer" is just classic
8:06 Must be a packed episode, we didn't get the full theme song tonight
8:05 I like that Ozzy plays an "old school" style of Survivor that focuses on keeping the strongest in challenges and hardest working around camp rather than immediately trying to vote out threats like on the more recent seasons
8:04 Alright we have Semhar out on Redemption Island (RI) bitching that her team ousted her, but doesnt she get that somebody has to go?
8:00 Here we go, episode 2 of Survivor South Pacific

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Survivor South Pacific: Episode 1 Live-Blog

9:28 Well that's it for me for this week but I'll be back next week blogging and tweeting about episode 2 of Survivor South Pacific!
9:27 Looks like Cochran is going to step it up and Brandon Hantz reveals all to the Dragonslayer....can't wait!
9:25 What a great premiere episode....I'm loving this season already and I think the cast is solid! Kudos to the casting directors and producers for a nicely packaged first episode!
9:24 Oh shoot Ozzy just said "we should have taught her to make fire"......oops
9:23 Wow Semhar 5-1 over Cochran and that's enough to send her to RI...after all that chatter I wasn't expecting it to be that cut and dry
9:21 Uh Oh, did Cochran talk himself into a hole? And if so, will he be able to Survive Redemption Island?
9:18 PS I love that Cochran just said he floated through the net run like a "hummingbird"
9:17 Oh stop getting so philosophical Ozzy....we know you aren't really that deep
9:16 Dawn has already realize that this game can really mess you up
9:15 The first tribal has to be a crazy experience for the first-timers
9:09 The fact that Cochran was so vocal in confessional about throwing in the towel makes me think that it's not him going to Redemption Island
9:07 Anybody else find it weird that Mama Dawn is not even being brought up here for elimination after her "meltdown"....that makes me think that her breakdown was all put on for TV
9:06 Shut up Semhar, Cochran is certainly going to play the game
9:05 Good for Jim for understanding that Ozzy wants to keep Semhar for an alliance and not to "keep the tribe strong"
9:04 Oh here we go, Ozzy is trying to plant a seed that Semhar needs to go and Cochran needs to stay. Shut it Ozzy and let them get rid of her
9:03 I see what she is doing, Semhar is trying to turn around and make Jim look like the bad guy for calling her out
9:01 I expected Stacey to be more abrasive off the bat, though maybe that was edited out
8:57 Cochran will be targeted as a physical liability and Dawn as an emotional liability, but it seems cut and dry that Semhar should go as she lost the challenge for Savaii
8:56 So Coach will not be the first person going home and Ozzy seems to have fallen in well enough with his tribe to stay on
8:55 Mikayla's final score wins immunity for Upolu
8:54 Mikayla is scoring big time for Upolu and Semhar is running out of steam for Savaii
8:53 Upolu gets to the coconut shoot first but Savaii is catching up quickly to make it neck and neck
8:51 Upolu makes it to the coconut web first and hits the wall first as well, Savaii is slowly catching up but struggling to get one another over the wall with Ozzy trying to make up time at the end and gets his machete fast
8:50 I love these uber-physical tribe challenges at the beginning of the game.....PS I totally forgot about Redemption Island
8:49 Oh lord so in the core alliance of 5 they're already doubting Brandon and thinking he has something to hide (which he does)
8:47 I love that Elyse just taught Cochran how to open a coconut
8:46 So we're getting into the portion of the show where we complain about the elements and create our own toothpaste out of ash
8:40 Ozzy is being really cool so far and seems to have helped Dawn out...I should't act like I hate Ozzy b/c I loved him in Cook Islands but he was just so cocky in Fans vs. Favorites
8:37 Uh Oh Mama Dawn just dumped the water and she's the first one to have a mini meltdown; her relationship with Mark could be cool to see develop as the oldest tribemates
8:36 Coach seems to be assimilating fairly well into this tribe and I feel like he is going to make a bond with Brandon
8:30 Love that Brandon claimed to be "a bully like Russell when he was younger" and that God is now #1; he even called Mikayla a Delilah and is making a point to stay away from her
8:29 Mama Dawn is concerned about the lack of shelter (I would too) and the fact that their leader Ozzy is like Bob Marley lol
8:28 Papa Bear Mark is gay.....I did NOT see that coming, but now I think I love him more
8:27 Thank God Jim lied about his profession (pro Poker, MBA, marijuana dispensary, etc) and said he was a high school science teacher
8:25 If she can stick around....I think Christine will be the Sandra of this season....I mean she's already looking for the immunity idol so maybe she'll be the female Russell
8:25 I'm also loving Cowboy Rick...."it sounds like two squirrels making love"
8:24 Oh lord we have another "Coach" on the tribe and so Coach is speaking Russian with the Russian major....Coach may be a lunatic but he sure is interesting
8:22 OMG I'm loving Cochran so much right now! He's going to be so entertaining and so great for TV! If I were out there this season we'd be best friends
8:21 Now we got to hear Semhar do a little spoken word and now we know Ozzy is obsessed with her "beauty" and wants her "by his side"
8:20 Cochran is a Harvard law student...obviously
8:15 Well look at that, Ozzy learned some humility and thanked his tribe for helping him in the win
8:14 These two clearly didn't learn anything their first two times out other than how to climb trees and run their mouths; Ozzy wins because he listened to his tribe
8:13 Both of them look like idiots doing this puzzle but Coach is getting a lot of help from his tribe and now Ozzy is too.....again, Boston Rob would be amazing at this puzzle
8:12 Ozzy takes an early lead climbing the tree which he did a whole lot of in Cook Islands; and he is under the log first while Coach's larger body is stuck
8:11 Boston Rob would be BOMB at this challenge...lets see how the long-haired duo does
8:10 Uh oh its challenge time and it's a "hero challenge" between Coach & Ozzy to see which one can prove his worth
8:09 Ozzy clearly thinks he got the better draw with the red tribe whereas Coach is none too happy with the blue team which includes Christine who called him a "temporary player"
8:08 Cochran is so awesome....he's a huge fan of the game and he reminds me so much of Rafe from Guatemala
8:07 I loved it when Christine said "they are temporary players" because I'd get them out ASAP if I were there
8:05 I love the reactions when they see the returning players! They aren't super excited about either, but obviously Ozzy is better because he's at least strong in challenges
8:04 So far I'm really excited about Cochran
8:03 I always get so excited when those opening credits roll!
8:01 Okay so we have Ozzy & Coach with matching hair-dos, a self-proclaimed Geek who is a student of the game and has never missed an episode (me neither)
8:00 Here we go, episode 1 of Survivor South Pacific, season 23 of the best reality show ever!

Survivor South Pacific Preview

Season 23 of the CBS hit Survivor debuts tonight with a special 90-minute premiere episode. This season features 16 new castaways who think they're alone, that is until they meet returning Survivors Ozzy & Coach. I'm a huge Survivor fan and I've watched and re-watched all 22 seasons, but Ozzy & Coach would not even crack the top 30 of Survivors I'd like to see return. Ozzy was amazing in challenges, particularly in the water, but his social and strategic games sucked. He made the final two but couldn't win over the jury in Cook Islands and was voted out in Micronesia with an idol in his pocket because he was too arrogant to think he was in real danger. Coach was an obnoxious loud mouth who was mediocre in all aspects of the game. He had a decent strategy in Tocantins but shot himself in the foot in Heroes vs. Villains by siding with Russell instead of Boston Rob. One returning player will join each tribe and one thing is certain, after Boston Rob won last season, Ozzy and Coach will have huge targets on their back as soon as Probst says game on!

Here is an introduction the castaways and what I think of them going into the premiere:

Albert-a strong, young guy who "looks around and doesn't see many threats"

  • I hate to break it to Albert but the strong guys are always big targets

Rick-an ultimate fan who has applied 14 times to play the game of Survivor

  • Rick would have been a great contestant for Fans vs. Favorites and has potential to be the "Big Tom" of this season

Mikayla-a Jersey girl who claims she "knows this is nothing like Jersey Shore"

  • She could be the Stephenie LaGrossa of this season, i.e. the tough girl who can play as hard as the boys

Jim-a self-proclaimed "Ultimate Survivor" who plays pro Poker and owns a wine store & a Marijuana dispensary

  • If he has any sense he won't tell the cast he's a pro Poker player because they'll immediately drop him for fear he'll be a great liar and strategist

Whitney-a "kick-ass" Barbie in her own mind who already has "fans"

  • I'm not sure if she's as concerned about playing the game as she is about pleasing her so called "fans", but if she is, she could fly under the radar and come on strong post-merge

Mark-the "daddy bear" of the bunch

  • Daddy bears have done well historically when they've aligned with a young girl. i.e. Roger & Elisabeth in Australia and Pascal and Neleh in Marquesas, though I think he could come on really strong like a Tom Westman of sorts

Semhar-she calls herself a flirt & a charmer, but then again Parvati wrote the book on that

  • She looks like she has no place being out here and will probably be out first if her tribe loses immunity #1

Sophie-the smartest person "on paper" who also thinks she'll be the smartest socially

  • If her book smarts can translate to strategy she could be a threat if she is strong enough physically to contribute to her team and make the merge, though at first glance it seems she'll be an outsider

Cochran-the "nerd" and the ultimate underdog who expects to do all the puzzles

  • He immediately reminds me of Rafe from Guatemala and I expect him to align with a strong physical player as Rafe did with Stephenie and float under the radar until it is time to use his wit and strategic smarts

Keith-the "sympathy vote" because he has a heart condition and uses a pacemaker

  • He is a strong guy and seems he will be good in challenges and help around camp, though he'll probably go early post-merge for being a physical threat

Dawn-an English teacher at Brigham Young and adopted mother of 6 who will probably mother most of her tribe as well

  • Apparently she was selected for Nicaragua but was dropped last minute so let's hope this is her season; her niche in the tribe will be as the "mom" so it should be easy for her to connect with people

Brandon-nephew of infamous Survivor Russell Haantz who hopes to play the game much differently

  • He needs to keep his "uncle" to himself or he'll get the boot right away, even if he is the complete opposite of Russell as Probst is telling us

Stacey-she hates negativity and will "shut down" any negative forces

  • She is straight-forward and will probably be bossy so I see her rubbing a lot of people the wrong way and getting kicked off early

Elyse-a Vegas girl who loves glitz, sparkle, and lights

  • She seems like a girly-girl but I think she could surprise us like Parvati and prove to be really tough out there

Edna-wants to break the stereotype of the "slight Asian female" who is good at puzzles and nothing physicals, worries about her bossiness and her inability to lie

  • If she's afraid she can't lie, she'll get eaten by the wolves in this game and I really don't see her making the merge unless she's on a completely dominant tribe

Christine-a Kindergarten teacher of students with special needs who thinks the experience will be "fun" and thinks there is always an advantage to being from New York

  • This woman looks like she could have quite a mouth on her and I bet we'll get some great Sandra-esque one-liners in that great New York accent if she can align with the right people and make it deep into the game